Dear Strawberry Fruit Leather,
You're lucky you are so delicious or you wouldn't be worth the wait. Also I'm going to pretend that you're super healthy and not full of natural sugars. I just wish you stuck around in our house a bit longer.
Sincerely,
Your Biggest Fan
Dear Last Summer's Tan,
I noticed you're starting to fade. I'm very sorry to see that as I feel like I worked really hard to acquire you. If you could stay a bit longer I'd be greatly appreciative.
Sincerely,
Always Pale
Dear Headache,
After months of non-existence, you're back and persistent for the past three days. I haven't missed you.
Sincerely,
Better off without you
Dear Bachelor Producers,
Those chicks be crazy! I know it's all about the ratings and outrageousness but could we maybe try to have some more "normal" people on next season? I promise I'll still watch and unmercifully judge.
Sincerely,
Bachelor Is My Guilty Pleasure
Dear Husband,
Thank-you for the flowers and coffee you picked up on the way home. Your really know the way to my heart!
Love,
Your Wife
I need to write the same letter to my Last Summer Tan. *sigh* It's all gone now! :) The letter to your husband is very sweet. :)
ReplyDeleteYour welcome, i could bring you flowers and coffee any day any where. Your worth it :)
ReplyDeleteAww thanks babe! You're so sweet
ReplyDeleteIt fades way too fast! Thanks Paula!
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