Wanna Be Facebook Friends?

I can sometimes be a little quirky. Ok... a lot quirky. At least according to Mr. J. I can't help it if I REALLY like things a certain, perhaps unusual way. Case in point, apparently I am very particular about facebook friends. I don't like to say no, so I pretty much always accept. But I never accept right away, I have to wait at least 24 hours, usually longer. But I have some pretty firm rules if people want to remain on my friend list (not that I'm sure it's a big deal not to be).

1. If I'm asked more than once a week for a month or so, to harvest a field or do some stupid thing on some stupid game... I delete them.


2. If it's been two years and you've never messaged me or "liked" something... you're deleted.


3. If you post a status about something minute.... all the time like everything you ate... all.the.time... I delete you.


4. If you have over 50 albums of your not even one year-old baby (true story)... you're deleted.


5. If you send me a million messages when I'm online and offline begging me to add you on some stupid game... see point number 1.


6. If you find yourself the victim of number 2 and re-add me a day later, only to have me delete you two weeks later and you to re-add me the next day.... I delete you again! (again true story! but it went on longer)


7. If you and your significant other or ex-significant other, have "fights" on your walls and statuses all the time that seem to drag drama-craved people in... I delete you.


8. If every week you copy and post a status about "if you love your *insert appropriate person* mother/sister/hairdresser/dogwalker's mailman, and think they are amazing, repost this message. It's (always is) National _______ Week. If you don't repost horrible things will happen to you... blah blah blah".... delete.

But really I'm not that strange! Sometimes Facebook feels like it's a really personal look into my life or relationships with people; a view I'm not always comfortable having certain people accessible to. And other times I don't care at all. Let them creep my page. But I'm sorry... I refuse to add my sister's dog as a facebook friend. Even if she does comment and like people's statuses.

Do you add people's pets? Do you have guidelines or am I the only one with "facebook rules"???